You should no longer be chauffeured around in that Rolls-Royce. I have always felt that unless one is over sixty years of age or in possession of a silver helmet of hair that resembles Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II’s, being seen in a Rolls is completely ridiculous. Instead, please purchase a Mercedes S-Class, Audi A8, or BMW 7 Series like everyone else. (Or if you are feeling particularly brave, a Volkswagen Phaeton.)
If you don’t have the time or the energy to read intense, time consuming novels but you still want to dive into reading I suggest Crazy Rich Asians, China Rich Girlfriend, and Rich People Problems. The author Kevin Kwan is an expert in blending together his knowledge of Asian traditions, cuisine, languages, and popular culture to craft novels that are filled with characters you both love to hate and root for. His book might seem like utter foolishness but he knows exactly what he is doing. He has written novels that give you insight into the world of the wealthy with such gusto and astuteness that you will never be bored. Jump on in, you won’t regret it. Warning: hunger may ensue.
Crazy Rich Asians is being adapted into a movie and you can bet your bottom dollar I will be seeing it in theaters.
Tourists should have to take a style exam before being allowed to set foot on the island!